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Vincent Price and Peter Lorre Put the 'Fun' in 'Funerals'- When an Uncooperative Customer Creates a "Comedy of Terrors"- Tonight!

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Sing along- “On the first December Saturday, Svengoolie gave to me- three feuding relatives, two messed-up morticians, and a landlord who wouldn’t stay dead!” On second thought, forget the song- as tonight on MeTV, we reprise a horror comedy with an all-star cast of the genre’s legends that mixes dark humor and deadly deeds. It’s another memorable team-up of Vincent Price and Peter Lorre, with Boris Karloff and Basil Rathbone along for the (hearse wagon) ride- in the “Comedy of Terrors”!

This 1963 America International production begins with mortician Trumbull and his partner Gillie trying hard to keep their funeral parlor afloat- by any means, even reusing a coffin over and over! Trumbull has plenty to deal with-his impending bankruptcy, the lovely wife he continually berates, and her aging father, who he keeps trying to poison in hopes of getting an inheritance.

Things take even more of a turn for the worse when landlord Mr. Black appears in regards to many missed rent payments. He presents an ultimatum- pay the amount owed or get evicted! Trumbull decides the only way to meet the demands is a sinister scheme- create customers by killing off wealthy businessmen, and then offering his services to provide the funeral- at a high rate!

The plan looks good on paper, but as far as executing it, the fumbling duo of Trumbull and Gillie don’t quite make it work out as planned. However, when Black makes a final demand for the money owed, Trumbull amends his original plan in a way to kill two birds ( one being the landlord) with one stone- create a new customer by murdering Black, and removing the threat of eviction!

In the midst of Trumbull and Gillie pulling off the foul deed, the Shakespear-quoting Black has a heart attack -which keeps their hands clean of doing the job…they think! No one is aware that Black suffers from catalepsy- a condition that makes him only APPEAR to be dead!

The hapless duo deal with Black’s constant demises and resurrections- while Trumbull’s mistreated wife Amaryllis decides to act on Gillie’s obvious infatuation with her – while everyone from her dotty father to her pet cat complicate the situation- leading to everyone out to kill everyone else!

This film, written by Richard Matheson, was planned as a follow-up to the Price/Lorre/Karloff comedy-horror story “The Raven”- with some changes in casting that we will tell you about. We’ll talk about the cast, which also includes a pesky visitor to Mayberry- and a classic comedian known for mouthing off in a rather large manner. The Imp and Gwengoolie have their own business scheme to bedevil me- while I’ll bedevil YOU with another round of our drawing game “Too Drawn Out”- plus a song, and we’ll bring back a bonus vintage bit that might be educational, but- we doubt it.

“Comedy of Terrors” begins tonight at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time tonight. You can join in on the live-Tweeting during the show on Twitter/X or whatever you call it now (I know some people have a few colorful names for it)–please remember to add the hashtag #svengoolie to your Tweet! This morning, our Chicago area viewers will lock their eyes on the usual channel, WCIU, the U, for our Saturday encore of “The Crawling Eye” at 11 am.

NOW is the time to order your presents from our store to make sure you will have them in time for gift-giving! Many of the items are selling briskly, so don’t miss out on the seasonal Sven swag!

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For those who loved our October double features, we will have a gift for you next Saturday- tune in for a very appropriate “House of Svengoolie” after our regular show- with Gwengoolie, the Imp, and Nostalgiaferatoo as your hosts (well, one is a hostess…)

Tonight, we hope you’ll attend some funeral fun provided by masters of mirth and horror on METV!

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PARANORMA 11 months ago
Just ran across a brilliant b/w short based on the premise of if TZ was Southern: "The Cattywampus Zone". Guy with a very good Serling impression, too. [snort]
Katink 11 months ago
Back from the 7th performance of our 10 show run of Christmas Stars. I'm all snuggled in my warm pajamas so I can be here for the big race, and then go to bed because Saturdays are two performances🎵🎶🎵
abc123 11 months ago
13 comments added since last I checked! Good omen!
1MikeM 11 months ago
"Hi boys and girls. Today were going to talk about the dinosaurs. IT'S A DINOSAURUS LINE!"
PARANORMA 1MikeM 11 months ago
"ONE -- saurian sensation,
Ev'ry thund'rous step she takes...!" 🦖
PatS PARANORMA 11 months ago
One roar, and suddenly everyone's meal-time chew
You know she's way too hungry to stop with you...
Katink PARANORMA 11 months ago
I love a blog sing-along, PARANORMA 🎵🎶🎶
PARANORMA PatS 11 months ago
Yaaaaaaaay!!! 🏅
Katink PatS 11 months ago
Love it, Pat🎵🎶🎵
FKrueger 11 months ago
True story: A couple years ago it was Friday the 13th and I had to show my ID somewhere and the girl says "Fred Krueger? I bet you're excited it's Friday the 13th." I says "wrong movie"
Drang 11 months ago
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PARANORMA Drang 11 months ago
Kandy Kane Hodder?
Drang PARANORMA 11 months ago
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MrsG 11 months ago
Writing Christmas cards today and found this ~

For ALL the sweet Svenettes
💃 *_* 💃
daleuhlmann MrsG 11 months ago
I agree, Mrs. G!
MrsG daleuhlmann 11 months ago
Groovy Professor *_* 💜
Katink MrsG 11 months ago
Amen, Sven-sister!
LadyAngie MrsG 11 months ago
😂❤️
Cartoondave 11 months ago
Happy 99th birthday to the iconic star of TV and movies Dick Van Dyke loved him in Mary Poppins, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Night At The Museum (can't remember which one) The Dick Van Dyke Show and going to give Diagnosis Murder a chance while I am on my Christmas vakay coming soon Happy Birthday Mr Van Dyke praying for 100 in 2025
Cartoondave 11 months ago
My mom made this the other day or so and I had it in mind when I make my rubber chicken tree for next year's present for Sven/Rich
MrsG Cartoondave 11 months ago
Tell Mumzy it is absolutely beeeauuuteeeful ~ She is very talented ♥️*_*💚
Cartoondave MrsG 11 months ago
I already have on my account
PARANORMA Cartoondave 11 months ago
So that's hot-glued on a foamcore cone? *Very* nice job!!
Cartoondave PARANORMA 11 months ago
Yes I'm planning to do the same for the chicken tree
LadyAngie Cartoondave 11 months ago
Beautiful and festive Mama Dave, bravo!
revengeofsouthwestranger 11 months ago
Speaking of TZ Here's a timely episode in light of this drone matter

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x807fkj
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!! No no… it’s a drone😖. No one has a clue, which is scary. Shine a green laser light at them, and if they are legit planes, you know who will be upon you immediately 😳😳.
Kylethesecond Klaatu 11 months ago
I have a thing with a green laser on it, but it would get me cornfielded again.

That would be worse than a visit from the feds.
daleuhlmann 11 months ago
Perhaps it would be helpful to srart thinking of today not as unlucky Friday the 13th, but as "Lucky 13 Friday!" 🙂
Drang daleuhlmann 11 months ago
Georgie approved!
daleuhlmann Drang 11 months ago
Good for Georgie!👍
CountCurt 11 months ago
That’s the sign post up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone.
Last night’s “Static” did not disappoint. A man listens to an old radio and hears a live broadcast of Tommy Dorsey. He reminisces about the past and the love that he lost.
I think it is a commentary on aging and loneliness.
What I love most about this episode is Carmen Mathews’ performance. I love her voice. It commands attention and I await her next words.
Also there is a solid cast of characters at the boarding house. A number have appeared on PM ( sound bite). I got a chuckle as Gladys Kravitz was one of the boarders. She makes me laugh even she is serious. Such great face expressions.

PARANORMA CountCurt 11 months ago
Yes! A wonderful example of another TZ theme -- the literal trip down memory lane, though they certainly didn't all work out as sweetly as "Static" (or "Kick the Can".
CountCurt PARANORMA 11 months ago
Kick The Can. Love that one too.
I do volunteer work for an organization that supports senior citizens. There are many sad stories.
CountCurt 11 months ago
Happy Friday the 13th. May all your ghoulish viewing fantasiex come true.
I believe this is the day that the Grinch starts disrupting the holiday season.
VanGooliac CountCurt 11 months ago
Actually, the Grinch starts on Halloween. There was a 1977 cartoon called Halloween is Grinch Night. Unfortunately Boris Karloff had passed away by then.
CountCurt VanGooliac 11 months ago
Well that makes sense. I have never seen it.
revengeofsouthwestranger 11 months ago
I'm surprised Sven didn't schedule this Holiday Classic with Pia Zadora for a showing during December...https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?&q=santa+claus+vs+the+martians&&mid=5B312273116022B571655B312273116022B57165&mmscn=mtsc&aps=129&FORM=VRDGAR
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PARANORMA Klaatu 11 months ago
Or Bud & Lou as mall security in that seasonal gem, "Six Nights at Santa's"...?
Sven did show it, several years ago. (I think when Christmas fell on a Saturday.) If I remember correctly, he said he hasn’t shown it again, because he can’t find a good enough print.

Course, my memory isn’t as good as it used to be. So I could be wrong on one or both counts. That’s because my memory isn’t as good as it used to be.
Svengoolie did it years ago with complete Svensurround through the whole movie. The print we have of the movie is not good enough for digital TV.
Outstanding! Wish we could see that now.
NoPersonalChicks 11 months ago
Happy 76th to Jeffrey "Skunk" Baxter, guitarist for Steely Dan, the Doobie Brothers, and Spirit. Also, a consultant with the Pentagon's Missile Defense Agency regarding data compression algorithms.
What???...NERD!
PARANORMA NoPersonalChicks 11 months ago
Felicitations to a Renaissance Man! 🚀🎸
CountCurt NoPersonalChicks 11 months ago
There are lots of smart musicians.
MrsG 11 months ago

Those of us who had , or have , a black cat , are immune to ALL curses 🖤🐈‍⬛🖤
PARANORMA MrsG 11 months ago
::WHEW:: 🐈‍⬛
NoPersonalChicks MrsG 11 months ago
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MrsG MrsG 11 months ago
Good day to bring back one of our favorites ~

O_O
daleuhlmann MrsG 11 months ago
Hilarious, Mrs. G! 😂
Right on, NPC! 👍
revengeofsouthwestranger 11 months ago
Good morning to all my fellow Sven-Fans and a happy Friday the 13th...
NoPersonalChicks 11 months ago
Embrace your paraskevidekatriaphobia...but not by watching the 2009 reboot. Barf!
PARANORMA NoPersonalChicks 11 months ago
Showoff. LOL.
Duhlmann0406 11 months ago
Gracie, the kangaroo, her son, Hippity-Hop, Sylvester, and Sylvester. Jr.!

"Oh, father!" 😂
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